Jun 04 Reblogged
Absolutely terrifying.
What the actual fuck
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seriously everything involving man kind went to shit once we decided pluto wasn’t a planet.
Omg wtf, can you imagine a dead catcopter coming at you just looking at you with those eyes. And I bet there’s a fucking noisebox on that somewhere so when it chases you it screeches at you.
(Source: nosdrinker)
Jun 02 Reblogged
May 26 Reblogged
That awkward moment when you’re honestly proud of an actor you’ve never met for not accidentally burning down an entire city.
May 17 Reblogged
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Nov 03
