owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

healthier-each-day:

milk-eggs-vodka:

gosh mom I don’t work out to be “cute” and “petite” I work out to have legs that are strong enough to crush the souls of 10,000 men

that´s the spirit

"Fíli! Kíli!"

Bilbo Baggins, scolding Merry and Pippin at some point. (via daniskatra)

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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ALLISON ARGENT APPRECIATION WEEK • day four
favorite qualities

breadmaakesyoufat:

myheartbeatsliketimpanidrums:

dxmndelion:

how much would it cost to buy fall out boy

Probably more than you bargained for.

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